Verse 1: E A Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers E A And they sure don't look like cowboy boots E A And that ain't rock and roll your playin F# B And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues Bridge: A B E Your singing a song about making love to your drummer A B E Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on A B E And we don't all get in to donna summers F# B Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs! Chorus: A B E Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur A B E I should have died out a long.. time.. before A B E Have Pitty on a di.. .... nosaur F# B E Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door! Verse 2: E A Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout E A We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights E A Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back! F# B And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right. Bridge: A B E And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy A B E And this disco's very strange to my ears A B E Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship F# B And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer to chorus: ending: F# Give us our hats B Excuse me maam E Where's the door! the end